Dear Facebook
I think you suck ass for actually having the nerve to charge LITERAL money, cash, moolah (you get the picture)…that I spend on literally items…..for fucking "virtual gifts"…GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! Seeing as it was a friend birthday I wanted to send her a "gift" and y’all asses had the gawl-dam nerve to ask for my REAL credit card information so I could send her a "virtual" aka FAKE diamond necklace and some "virtual" again aka FAKE flowers and chocolate.
Maybe some people don’t mind buying invisable shit for they friends but its AGAINST MY RELIGION.
